brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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