She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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