Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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