k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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