please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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