Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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