I am puke
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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