My nipple is on Facebook.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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