i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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