I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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