Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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