Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
