so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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