So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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