problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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