I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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