Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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