Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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