I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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