I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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