it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dicks are not precious.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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