i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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