i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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