I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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