lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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