Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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