suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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