I wannas sexs uuuuu
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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