I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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