WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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