The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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