On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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