you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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