doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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