let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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