He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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