When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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