would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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