Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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