should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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