question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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