: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
