so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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