dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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