I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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