Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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