I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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