I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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