lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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