I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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