currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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