the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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