Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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