Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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