Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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