I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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