Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
